When will this end??

Our dinghy has an inoperable tumor in its floor!!
It sure seems like 10.5 years must be a magical time that everyone designs their marine equipment around!
We’ve had great luck keeping everything together, but the last two months have been a string of one breakdown after another. 
I knew we were pushing our luck with this dinghy, but now we are certain that we’ve used absolutely all she had to give!
Time for some more shopping!!!

Jim Gregory 

2 Comments

  1. Step 1: Put on goggles & protective clothing (Debbie's favorite top should work.)
    Step 2: Move dinghy away & downwind of Morpheus.
    Step 3: Heat sharp metal spike to a glowing red.
    (Again, one of Debbie's needlepoint needles should work.)
    Step 4: Crack open beer and ram that needle ONLY through the top layer, thus “lancing the boil”.
    Step 5: Having gone way too deep and the dinghy bursting open like a pinata, chug entire beer as you realize you forgot to remove the engine and the dinghy sinks beneath the surface.
    Step 6: After being “rescued” by vacationing lingerie model(s) on neighboring mega-yacht, quench thirst with offered adult beverages, request dry cleaning services, and a turtle burger.
    Step 7: Enlist new “friends” in performing an interpretive dance celebrating the life & travels of the beloved dinghy.

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