Early Morning Humor

Two old men were sitting on a park bench in a retirement community one day.

The second one says to the first, “So how did you make your money?”

The first one says, “I had a factory for many years but it burned down and

now I am retired in luxury, living off the insurance payment.”

The second one says, “Funny I had a similar thing happen. I owned a factory

for many years but it was destroyed by a flood and now I am retired off the

insurance money from my loss.”

The men sit for a few minutes and then the first one turns to the second and

says, “So how do you start a flood?”

Jim Gregory

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